For the person who considers wine a food group, has very strong opinions about stemware, and refers to 5pm as "responsible o'clock." The Wine Lovers Pen Set is five pens for the most enthusiastically bougie, deeply relatable person.. Featuring phrases every wine lover has said (or is about to): CORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS SAVE WATER, DRINK WINE WINE IS A KEY PART OF MY PERSONALITY HOME IS WHERE THE WINE IS IF I GO MISSING PUT MY FACE ON WINE BOTTLES SO MY FRIENDS KNOW